Hero walked through the woods, looking around. He was tracking a deer. Keyword: was.

He had managed to lose the deer and his way ^{(stupid bitch)}. He lucky remembered a set of train tracks he’d used as a landmark.

He trotted along the track, looking down, murmuring about the "stupid deer". As he walked, he didn’t notice the oncoming train from behind. The train inched closer and closer until...

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